he's the warmest chord i ever heard

“The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.” Ladies, isn’t it great when you finally find yourself dating a Man, as opposed to a Guy? Who knew maturity was so hot?

Today the Boy celebrates 30 years of sexiness, wit, brains, and sweetness. Happy birthday, cutie!

At drinks with girlfriend J the other night, one of her trademark zany segues made me mistakenly think that the Boy had done something to bug her.

“I thought you were gonna say something negative about [the Boy].”
“No. There’s nothing negative to say about him!”
“True.”

Looking forward to a nice lunch with his parents at the same excellent bistro where the Boy surprised me on my birthday, after having told me for months that he had to be out of town that weekend. Then I’m making him a fabulous steak dinner and letting him open his loot. Tomorrow night he’s having an 80’s party. The 80’s of any century, that is, which means you’ll see mall hair, corsets, and space age slutsuits, er, I mean spacesuits, (sorry, J, but it is true that you’ll be wearing next to nothing) all in one place. It's gonna rock.